Things to do this week:

1. ****Finish assessment****
2. Send learning contract to supervisor and beg forgiveness
3. Pull head out of own ar... arm.
4. Collect dry cleaning and altered dress without dad finding out how much it costed - Dad thinks any alterations costing over A$10 is a huge ripoff (alterations in HK cost HK$10). Hence insists on taking clothes back to HK and altering it there. I however cannot go to HK just to change the length of my dress (very complicated hem) coz you gotta try it on and also I need it by June 3rd.
5. Buy dad birthday card and think of something good for dinner after a Ba enema. Hmmm.
6. Buy curious, different birthday present for birthday lunch this Saturday.
7. Wean myself off ff (ha! That's a long term goal)

Long term goals (realistic ones):

1. Wean myself off ff - slowly does it. First off LJ, then HG. Then RL/NT
2. Learn how to say: "Excuse me", "Please", "Thank you", "Hello", "Yes", "No", "I'm married" and "Where is the toilet?" in every spoken language in the world. Who cares about latin.
3. Learn flamenco dancing (ha! this is more likely than weaning off ff).