Had my first driving lesson today... for quite awhile... (edit)

Didn't look right at a roundabout, could've run someone over... anyways, my new instructor is my... let's see how to say this... my paternal grandma's younger male cousin. So he's 2 up on the generational hierarchy and traditionally I should call him equivalent of 'cousin-related uncle pop', unfortunately there's no equivalent word in English. So I just call him Eugene. He's my gran's cousin and he's younger than my mum! I'm telling you, stick with monogamy, it's easier to work out who I'm actually related to. So I've got weekly driving lessons in Parra to brush up on driving before I try for P's.

FOR SALE for $5 a pair RRP $14 /pair
- 3 pairs Voodoo Stay-Ups Tall sheer stockings - 2 Celestial and 1 Black Magic
- 2 pairs Voodoo Shine Comfort Brief Tall pantihose - both Celestial coloured
Anyone taller than me should fit it, unless you're under 55kg. Email me if interested.

So I had a friend's birthday lunch at Venue (used to be Il Duomo) in the Italian Forum yesterday. Had bruschetta, seafood platter and Asti Spumante, oh yes and triple chocolate mousse cake from DJ. Very nice. Hadn't seen her for ages and she's trying to persuade me to join Justice Health *shudders* even though there's a LOT of benefits and incentives, I don't think I can work with criminals... my sense of justice will overpower and I won't treat them very nicely at all, especially paedophiles and rapists. But still, it sounds somewhat appealing... money and benefit-wise.

Recent purchases:
- Dixie Chicks new album - Taking the Long Way - listening to it right now, not too bad. The first song 'The Long Way Around's' got references to their last album Home.
- photo frame to put in dodgy looking grad photo
- 4 panties - coz I had a week of chucking out old ones with holes in them, you know the ones smaller than the leg and torso hole.
- 2 pairs stay up OPAQUE black stockings. They're surprisingly hard to find.
- and an even harder to find, 1 bottle of PISCO!!! Finally! I found in in Harris Farm Liquor store in Parra!! Yays!!! *jumps around* now I can make pisco sours!!

Edit:
Had a lengthy chat with my dad about our waay too randy great great granddad. His 4th wife was Eugene's grandma, Eugene's mum is the same generational hierachical level as my great granddad, Eugene is the same level as my grandma, and my dad is the same level as Eugene's 9 y.o. son!! Which means I call his son (the 9 y.o.), Uncle. I call Eugene Great Uncle, I call Eugene's mum, Great grand aunt (she's 70 something). That's screwed up I'm telling you, Eugene calls my grandma 'cousin', my dad calls Eugene 'Uncle' and Eugene's at least 10 years younger than him.
Bigamy makes relations very confusing. Here's a basic diagram.